HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YENCHEN!!
yupp its yenchen's birthday today and and still havent found the cool durable keychain for her. AHHHHHH.. and my bro says the freaky auntie that sells it will only come next year. so in the meantime, this is for her.
YenChen, u are a great friend, a bad laogong (tts why i divorced you) and an excellent buddy. can still remembered the day i saboed you to sit next to me man. and that was the day i came to know you better.
now lemme present to you.THE GREAT EXPOSURE~~
yenchen, is not as simple as you think she is.
although she looks cuddly......
1)IS A BIANTAI(proof: talking to her on msn now. and she says she being exposed and want some clothes)
only biantai ppl understand what im talking about.
2)is actually artistic because someone very very great and artistic sat next to her and influenced her. (proof: she draws almost everyday in her noteboook =D )
3)calls herself names from absorbent pear to bear to benedictine and now she's known as bear and benedictine. dono where the pear went to.
BRIEF HISTORY ON THE PEAR.
according to information from suppliers like KYC, she is an absorbent person cos she sleeps in class alot last year but still manages to score flying results for her EOYS. and pear rhymes with bear. (from this passage we can also conclude tt KYC, although she always act blur, is a genius =D.)
4)is actually good at maths.
(proof: she got one mark more than me for her indices test. and some of the assignments she score better than me!!! hurhur. =D)
5)can actuallly transfer to the debate team.
(proof: one fine day during history, we had a debate on some explorer and she won. humph. with daniel's help, that was. )
6) hates being cuddled
(proof: tried hugging her once. got smacked for that.)
7)gets moody whenever the INDICES notes were flipped open. grins whenever its closed.
(proof: no special proof required. this is FEELING BABY!! i feel for you.)
9) likes cute weird keychains.
(proof: she kept saying my bro's freaky keychain is cute. and wants to hang it all over her shirt)
10) likes balls.
(proof: check her pencilbox. caught her squeezing her orange ball. and when i told he to stop, i got whacked.)
ALRIGHT!! so i guessed you know KYC alot now yeah?
okay larhs, enough of spastism.
presenting to you the
Dear yenchen, a happy birthday to you. i know i have caused alot of troubles for you ever since i sat next to you. all those tears and moodswings and stuff. yupp. and im so sorry for the inconvenience i have caused you. but nevertheless, you are still a great friend. you never gave up on me. and you even delivered my homework personally to me and for that i feel very touched. sometimes i really do admire you alot because you are so loyal to your pals, so selfless. always putting up with them without a word.
i hope, for the rest of the term, we will "sit" happily with each other, worrying about maths and smirking during science lessons =) i'll cherish you alot.
yes KHOR YENCHEN!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
i know this is emo la. see. im two sided. spastic and emo.
whew. this is a long post.
hope yall enjoy it.
AND KHOR YEN CHEN I KNOW THIS IS YOUR BIRTHDAY BUT REMEMBER TO DO UR HW!!